Focus, please. "I am a camera"

Rory: Mom?
Lorelai: Oh.
Rory: You're happy.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Rory: Did you do something slutty?
Lorelai: I'm not that happy.

Rory: And then he showed up with a black eye.

Lorelai: A black guy?
Rory: No, eye.

Lorelai: Aren't baby shower balloons supposed to reflect the sex of the baby?
Blue for boys, pink for girls.

Rory: You would think.

Lorelai: What's green for, aliens?